Friday, August 24, 2012

Dear Universe,

I was just thinking, in case you didn't glean based on my overt awesomeness, that I would make a pretty kick-ass girlfriend to some independent, confident (not cocky...), considerate, intelligent person who is able to have a sense of humor both about themselves and about me, and who is within an appropriate and complementary age range. This is completely an unselfish statement seeing as there must be somebody out there for whom I am perfectly suited, and who is just totally missing out right now. If it happens it happens, if it doesn't it doesn't, but I just thought I'd throw it out there.

In other news for the Universe, it might be nice to get laid this century.

That's all.

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